Category: Current Staff

  • America’s Love Story with The Bachelor

    America’s Love Story with The Bachelor

    Written by Morgan Jeitler. Graphic by Emma Robinson. – Once a week, I, like many others, gather my friends and my wine and plop on my couch to watch what juicy betrayal or break up comes next. My friends and I root on our favorites, laugh at the contestants’ buffoonery (cough, cough, remember when Kiarra ever…

  • A Hot Take: Don’t Hate the PCL, Hate What the PCL Stands For

    A Hot Take: Don’t Hate the PCL, Hate What the PCL Stands For

    Written by Morgan Jeitler. Graphic by Emma Robinson. – Why does everyone hate the PCL—or, better yet, why does UT’s culture tell us we should hate the PCL? Sure, I’ll admit that from the outside the Perry-Castañeda Library may look like a prison, and it might be stuffy and hot some days and too crowded…

  • Beautiful Strip Malls and Musings on the Apocalypse

    Beautiful Strip Malls and Musings on the Apocalypse

    Written by Harrison Fernelius. Graphic by Emma Robinson. – Strip malls, aren’t they beautiful? Now before you pass judgment, please let me explain. Some of the most vivid memories of my childhood come from those summer days spent strip mall shopping with my mom. The palpable heat of the sun giving way to the ice-cold…

  • Tuition or Dinner? The Socioeconomics of Student Dining

    Tuition or Dinner? The Socioeconomics of Student Dining

    Written by Varun Hukeri. Graphic by Quynhmai Tran. – On campus at the University of Texas, finding a meal should be the least of students’ worries. If they need a quick bite to eat after class or simply want to grab lunch, there’s a bountiful number of options. From various chains on campus to a…

  • An Examination of Math

    An Examination of Math

    Written by Hector Osegueda. Graphic by Quynhmai Tran. – I’ll be the first to admit that I’m bad at math. My high school report card would be straight A’s all the way down until, quite rudely, a math class reminded me of my shortcomings with a big fat C. I was always elated whenever I…

  • Clouds

    Clouds

    Written by Aryan Bhalla. Graphic by Quynhmai Tran.  – Should I, Rest as I do; aimless; like a polarizing wind or must I rise above these clouds? Shrouded in mystery as my destiny and the stars hide behind these clouds. Compounded in labor as my life shies away behind these clouds. Groom my wings and…

  • “Bleed Orange, Live Green”…Waste AC Energy?

    “Bleed Orange, Live Green”…Waste AC Energy?

    Written by Morgan Jeitler. Graphic by Quynhmai Tran. – UT prides themselves on their use of energy. Their sustainability website explicitly states that UT Austin “continues to lead among universities by reducing waste, conserving energy and water resources…” and follows immediately with a list of awards and achievements garnered by the university over time. They’re…

  • Malleable Metal

    Malleable Metal

    Written by Harrison Fernelius. Graphic by Emma Robinson. – “After all, very few musical genres are able to contain the sheer force of sentiment and anger that metal can accommodate. It simply has an enormous capacity for emotion. No anger is too great, and no sentiment is too dark. It is the musical mouthpiece of…

  • Train of Thought: Laowai Reflections on the Railway

    Train of Thought: Laowai Reflections on the Railway

    Written by Varun Hukeri. Graphic by Emma Robinson.  – The hustle of Beijing West Railway Station is a common sight no matter the day or the hour. Serving almost two hundred thousand passengers everyday, it’s a rather unglamorous scene of crowded walkways, confused passengers yelling and pushing through, and of course, a McDonald’s — a…

  • Reflecting in the Tetons

    Reflecting in the Tetons

    Written by Hector Osegueda. Graphic by Emma Robinson.  – And there we were  The air, how brisk and free as it flurried past                                                                …